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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
(Source: final--illusion)
[ That moment where I just really want to keep this blog an AU because I’ve done so much character development for it, but no one recognizes it and if they did they’d probably never rp with me because what is canon anymore.
And then there’s the fact that I’m too shy to talk to anyone, so I sit here and stalk Becca because I’m trying to worm my way back into this rp fandom ]
but but but I like your au kanda but i am just trying to understand him a little better before i try a starter >////< I have amodern Au allen/neah (as alwayse was oen perosn) but he is also a demon
I didn’t you are misunderstanding
DMC has never been Devil May Cry confessed so by its creator right after
-he called it a alternate universe
-he called it a reboot
-he called it the prequel to the Devil May Cry series
-he called it a reboot again
the list seriously goes on I kid you not, but you know what not ONCE did he never call DMC, Devil May Cry just look at the original game cover.
I asked nicely for people to stop tagging new Dante Devil May Cry based off this or to start sing a more character specific tag to separate them, that bitch made a big scene over it and allot of drama this post proved my point about her just being a cunt about it and you know what I was nice I asked nicely I even explained nicely and provided links.
I did this because I didn’t want to see the overzealous spam of DMC Dante in a tag that his creator even says he does not belong.
So don’t tell me to chill about this it is old drama and I don’t like old drama being shoved in my face, no offence but it was just quite terrible I had to turn ano off on main because of her and that was actually how she wound up on my ignore list. kudos if you understand what that lintels.
I don’t, actually, because you’re not making any sense.
I don’t see what the problem is, outside of you just wanting more specific tags.
well dumbign it up a little
She picked on me for reminding people that DMC Dante and Dante form devil may cry WERE two different people personalty and everything.
(Source: textsfromdmc)
I didn’t you are misunderstanding
DMC has never been Devil May Cry confessed so by its creator right after
-he called it a alternate universe
-he called it a reboot
-he called it the prequel to the Devil May Cry series
-he called it a reboot again
the list seriously goes on I kid you not, but you know what not ONCE did he never call DMC, Devil May Cry just look at the original game cover.
I asked nicely for people to stop tagging new Dante Devil May Cry based off this or to start sing a more character specific tag to separate them, that bitch made a big scene over it and allot of drama this post proved my point about her just being a cunt about it and you know what I was nice I asked nicely I even explained nicely and provided links.
I did this because I didn’t want to see the overzealous spam of DMC Dante in a tag that his creator even says he does not belong.
So don’t tell me to chill about this it is old drama and I don’t like old drama being shoved in my face, no offence but it was just quite terrible I had to turn ano off on main because of her and that was actually how she wound up on my ignore list. kudos if you understand what that lintels.
(Source: textsfromdmc)
URGENT!
WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
^MY POINT really people stop this please! classic Dante is not a smoker get over it!
why must you make classic Dante a smoker in direct defiance to the original creator? people please understand there was a very good reason he made Dante a NON smoker.
what the bloody fuck are you on about
People didn’t start making these jokes till AFTER DMC, dmc comes out and what the FUCK is this bullshitery!!!!
You guys now its bad enough when you see what it could have
NO
what it SHOULD have been in the graphic artists other works and see what the fuck that narcissistic asshole did to it!
There is a think line between half assing it and just being a downright asshole and ninjatheory crossed that line!
I suppose what makes me more pissed off was I started defending DMC THAN I got a chance to play a live demo in the local game shop.
What is going on in this discussion right now
Are you
Are you angry because people are interpreting Dante wrong
Or
What the ever living hell is going on right now
This was an old argument basically some twat said I should coll off when the entire original Dante tag was filled to the brim with DMC Dante or smoking Dante which is in direct defiance of the original creator. they submitted this to be a BITCH and i was like well ok fie than fuck you and put them on ignore.
since than somewhere along the lines their account became disabled.
the sad part was I asked people to stop tagging DMC Dantewith teh Devil May Cry tag because I was trying to make a tag for classic Dante not Dante influences or from Dmc out of respect for the people that really really HATED like for genuine reasons HATED dmc. the idea was to give them a tag they could enjoy the character they fell in love with without having to dig through 5k posts of this new reject!
i say reject quite literally ninjatheory confessed to trying to ruin devil may cry with dmc, thats the kind of ego he has got.
my since of reason was the games name was quite literaly DMC not Devil May Cry.
(Source: textsfromdmc)
^MY POINT really people stop this please! classic Dante is not a smoker get over it!
why must you make classic Dante a smoker in direct defiance to the original creator? people please understand there was a very good reason he made Dante a NON smoker.
what the bloody fuck are you on about
People didn’t start making these jokes till AFTER DMC, dmc comes out and what the FUCK is this bullshitery!!!!
You guys now its bad enough when you see what it could have
NO
what it SHOULD have been in the graphic artists other works and see what the fuck that narcissistic asshole did to it!
There is a think line between half assing it and just being a downright asshole and ninjatheory crossed that line!
I suppose what makes me more pissed off was I started defending DMC THAN I got a chance to play a live demo in the local game shop.
(Source: textsfromdmc)
WBC is acting like total duche-bags again protesting childrens funerals
Nature sent down her furry not god, to you fucks who would to call that an act of god remember what happened and know that nature is angry we are not taking better care of her. “God put us here to care for nature.” Something I highly believe and one of the only sermons I ever saw that wasn’t about doom saying.
The words he spoke rang so much truth Nature is our ruler so long as we live on her earth, and you fuckers at Westboro Baptist Church are kind of not to nonchalantly pissing her off to no end.
I have a question for your leader what if that yous, a child that you had spent 9 months carrying in your womb, a child you raised, a child you LOVED, lying dead in the rubble? What if some asshole form your religion said you can’t mourn their death and lay them to rest in peace because having them was a sin to spite the fact you were married and only had sex to conceive a child?
if you can not answer these questions with a SANE mind you deserve to be LOCKED UP FOR LIFE.